“Attempted boy-band Chris and the Celeriac would, thankfully, palpitate Mr Cowell.”
“From his seductive tunes about making swede mash for a girl, to his ballad about curdled hollandaise, he’s managed to carve a career out of unemployment by being the wittiest man in The Job Centre.”
Chris and the Celeriac is an attempted boy band with only two members, one of which is a root vegetable with nutty overtones. They mostly sing songs about food and existential crises, and explore these themes through porridge, jam and mashed potato metaphors.
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13th January, Goat Island, Dukebox Theatre, Brighton
26th January, Comic Boom, Komedia, Brighton
31st January, Party Piece, The Joker of Penton Street, Angel, London
8th February, Comedy Virgins, Cavendish Arms, Stockwell, London
9 March, Freedom Fridge, The Rose and Crown, Kentish Town, London
13th March, Nice N’ Spiky, The Regent Pub, Islington, London
Interview with Tunes, Trends and Threads
Have a listen to me on #HOTCHAT with the delightful Mr Mumbles on KtoKRadio, conducting an on air jam tasting , talking about Disappointman, and singing a couple of songs whilst being slightly sozzled.