Kitchen Futilities: Personal Turnip Player

turnipthebass

With great vitamin C sound quality and a stylish turnip finish, this turnip player has everything you need to listen to your favourite vegetable based tunes on the go. It supports gratin playback and also has a CARB display to keep you content while you sing along.

  • Up to 8 hours nutritional playback.
  • Available in two eye-catching designs.
  • Comes with a complimentary Brassica Rap album to start off your vegetable song collection.
  • Contains small traces of cyanide that may be unsuitable for those with allergies.

TURNIP THE BASS!

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